Johnny Elbows on :
Most parents curse their children by saying "one day you're going to have a kid just like you." I think Radar doesn't have kids because his mom said, "one day you're going to have a kid just like Calvin." :)
Friday, October 10. 2008Parenting tips from AoD, Radar, & Calvin and Hobbes
Poor AoD is home today tending his "monsters" while Mrs. AoD is at a scrapbooking conference. He and I exchanged this conversation below that I think all parents should read [edited for content]:
Sent at 10:45 AM on Friday
Radar: how are the monsters? AoD: AoD 2.0 is at school, and I figured out AoD 2.1 is great as long as I let her wear her Halloween costume (a replica Aurora's dress and crown from "Sleeping Beauty") Radar: oh nice, glad to see that you have mastered parenting/babysitting AoD: LOL Radar: ;) AoD: "mastered" is pretty generous :) All I did was figure out a temporary solution for making the crying stop Radar: LOL, pretty much anything that makes a kid stop crying is to be considered a stop-gap at best Sent at 12:10 PM on Friday AoD: well, the dress has lost its ability to woo Radar: sorry mate. Try candy. No, don't do candy. It will make things worse. Try low doses of Ether. Either from the Book of Mormon or the gas. AoD: LOL, I like that  Trackbacks
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Ancient of Days on :
I'm inclined to think it has more to do with the fact that he's a virgin than it has to do with his fears of what kind of child may come of such an unholy union.
The Mad Giggler on :
Radar's afraid of girls!
Johnny Elbows on :
Sharks can have children without any males around.
http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/S/SCI_SHARK_MYSTERY?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-10-10-06-30-40 Why couldn't Radar have children without females? ;) |
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