Daboo on :
Very nice. You managed to get me really interested...
Friday, July 29. 2005Keb Jones
If I had known that I was going to be living with this, I probably would have forked over the extra money and gotten my own room. It's not the mess. I can handle the mess. I mean, it's not my favorite thing, and I would prefer that he was clean, but I'm not going to lose my temper over some clutter on the floor and an unmade bed. It's this thing he does. When I came home tonight, he was sitting at his computer. Well, sitting's probably not the right word. His head was down on the desk, and he was fast asleep, drooling on his keyboard. He says that he only sleeps about 4 hours a night, but I'd be willing to bet that if you added up all of the times that he falls asleep in class, he sleeps almost as much as I do. Then, around three o' clock, I woke up, and he was sitting up.
He's got some kind of weird implant on the back of his head. He has kind of a mullet so that his hair covers it up, but when he's plugged in, it looks like he's in the Matrix. Right now, he's sitting in his chair, with this massive cable poking out of the back of his head. He twitches every now and then, and sometimes he starts thrashing around. It's driving me nuts. It's worse than living with a druggie. I'd even be happier if he was bringing a different girl home every night. It's just creepy to me. I'm not sure what to do about it. I've tried reporting him, but they just look at me like I'm crazy. I wonder if he's even going to class. He looks like he hasn't left that chair in days. I swear he wore those clothes yesterday. And probably the day before, too. Maybe I can find a way to get him kicked out. If it looks like he's breaking the rules, even if he isn't, I could get rid of him. That would be nice. Oh no, something's wrong! He looks like he's having a seizure. What do I do? Can I just unplug him? Or is there something I have to do? His computer's not responding. What's this? Someone's trying to send him a message. Some guy named Brain_Stem. Brain_Stem [5:12]: We've got to get a hold of Fair_Weather_Friend. There's a flaw in the latest environment render. It's a good thing I decided to check it before I loaded it; this one looks like it could be really painful. Night_Watcher [5:12]: Hes not here. Im his roommate. He's plugged in and I dont know what to do he's htrashing around like hes having a seizure. What do I do Trackbacks
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Daboo on :
Very nice. You managed to get me really interested...
radar on :
nice touch mixing the letters up on the last post. I thought it was a typo at first, but then thought otherwise.
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