Bow Ties?

So I thought it would be a good idea to try something new. I asked my Mother for a couple of bow ties for Christmas. She performed admirably and I now have two bow ties. They look great, and I love them.

One problem: I don't know how to tie a bow tie.

So do one of you happen to know how to tie a bow tie, or perhaps know of a web site that teaches one how to do it? If you could let me know, I would be greatful. Who knows, maybe this is what has been keeping me single all these years. :)