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Tuesday, February 6. 2007

Posted by Radar in Oddities

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So a friend picked me up a nice treasure (not like those punk friends who go home to see their families and then claim that they are out of "cell service", and whose names rhyme with doughy) on his recent trip to Las Vegas: a Klingon Chalice.

So here is the dilema: What do I choose to drink as the maiden beverage?

This is a special occasion, and I don't want to use some sub-standard tonic. Milk is too wimpy (this is a klingon chalice). Cran Apple just doesn't feel right. I think I need something thick. Citrus drinks don't seem a good choice. Water = not a drink. Soda is too fizzy. I am so confused.

So people, I need your help. I am here by taking suggestions as to what I should drink as my virgin libation. Ideas?

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Ancient Of Days on :

Well, the obvious (and easy) answer is "Anon's blood". However, I think we can do better than that. It has to be something that runs well down the chin.

I'm currently leaning towards Magic Shell ( http://www.smuckers.com/fg/ict/default.asp?groupid=4&catid=8 ), but your own urine (properly steeped and boiled to remove the excess moisture, of course) would also be acceptable.

Mad Giggler on :

Maple syrup.

Anon on :

Hey if you are willing to drink it in front of everyone.

Maria on :

You know you want to put Horchata in the chalice....I mean, seriously...

jon on :

uh, i think the obvious choice would be Worf's choice: prune juice.

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