Friday, February 9. 2007This is for Joey - Cheer up buddy, because it could be worse. Believe me, it could be worse.***This post is not for everyone!!! It involves things of a gross nature. Continue reading at your own risk. This is intended for the laughter of Joey. You have been warned.*** So I have been quite sick this last week. I actually missed work for the first time in 4 years because of it. But it seemed to have a strange effect on me that has not ever happened before. I do not know the cause of it. Was it the several year old can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup? Was it the Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom severe? Was it the orange juice I kept downing? Or was it all three? The world may never know.
But the urge to urinate suddenly came upon me. I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. As the stream began to flow I noticed something very stange: my urine was not the usual color. It was yellow, yes. But it was a shade of yellow I had never before beheld. It was just like Mountain Dew, but without all the carbination. But it took me to the next level of thinking: What would it be like if our urine was carbinated? Think of the foam that would you could get in the bowl. Since Navy people call the bathroom "the head," would you then get a "head" on the toilet while in "the head?" It makes you think. Or at least it makes me, and hopefully you. Well I hope this has brought you a smile. By the way this story was not embellished at all. Trackbacks
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Wren on :
It's probably all the vitamin C you've been consuming because you have a cold and have been falsely led to believe that consuming large quantities of ascorbic acid will aid your body's defense against the cold. This is not true, and vitamin C is water soluble.
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