Friday, December 24. 2010Dear Dumb@55
Do you have a death wish? Are you trying to die? Is that really the most efficient way to kill yourself? Because I can think of several less painful and immediate options. Running across an unlit road in dark clothing is a sure fire way to get killed, but man is that going to hurt.
Exactly how stupid are you? I have always been a fan of the Darwin Awards, but perhaps you wanted to take it to the next level. I am fine with that. I welcome the chance to have your stupidity genes removed from the population so that you can't pass them on. But don't use me to do it. Exactly how lazy are you anyway that you would choose to make someone else do your dirty work? Looter. I hope you had the crap scared out of you, because it took nearly a day for me to just unclench. Sincerely, The guy who nearly killed you PS. Merry Christmas you idiot Trackbacks
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