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I think it's great that Clarence thinks he's safe...
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Clarence: Drumming Lessons
I so excited to go home. Maybe even kobold god forgive me and let me stay. Maybe kobold wife cook up nice bat stew. I want show nice lady Lissah friends in kobold home. She take me all over world. I not know so many humans exist. Nice Lissah help me learn drums better. I even make better drum that sounds nice. Well, more nice than beating on tree trunk or barstool. Lissah have nice bells that make pretty sound when I beat drums. Drunken humans give us gold coins when we do this. It very exciting and open new world of possibilities for kobold tribe.
Beating drums with Lissah is definitely best part of travel. Some parts I not like so much. Sometimes we travel on road and mean humans with shiny swords try to poke us, but scary big man kill them. Other times we go in big houses and people yell at us. They not like scary black elf Sol and they not like me. It make me kind of sad. I not do anything to them. Sometimes I think scary big man will break their teeth, but little suspicious halfman not let him. After we talk with weird lady in big house, she say she know kobold chief, but I not think so. I think kobold chief eat her if she visit him. She seem very angry and very scared at same time. She tell us go visit kobold home and learn about Os. I think Lissah want meet Os, but she say he kill kobold friends with lightning, so I not think it great idea. But Lissah say we go home to kobold cave so I happy.
Nice Lissah also talk about pretty necklace that silly man lose at wedding. She say that kobold chief have necklace, but I never see it. We leave big house day ago and go to wilderness on path to kobold home. When night come, Lissah ask who take watch and I so excited to go home I say I will take watch. Little suspicious halfman say no, but Lissah say I can be trusted. She so nice! So I get to take watch and little halfman watch me watch wilderness. When time to watch end I wake up scary black elf and he say he watch to morning. So I go to sleep. When I wake up all people really upset. Scary black elf gone. Lissah say he go for necklace by himself. Little halfman get angry with Lissah and say why he do that? She say that lady give big reward for necklace and halfman say why you no tell us? Lissah say she not want to hurt our feelings if other people find first. She nice and I believe her. Halfman look less angry but say he cannot travel with Lissah because she not tell him everything. I think he kind of silly. Do he tell us everything? No. Do he steal things sometimes? Yes. I not understand, but he leave and go to city. I still happy because I going home. And I no worry now about halfman putting his knife in my belly. Trackbacks
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Ancient of Days on :
I think it's great that Clarence thinks he's safe...
Harcrit on :
Excellent. I have lulled the simple beast in to not fearing my blade. This will make it easier to infiltrate the Kobold cave and potentially get their help. This may work out to our benefit yet.
Daboo on :
Pretty sure he fears everything about you, Big Scary Man.
Radar on :
Nothing was mentioned about him being scared. This works to our advantage.
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